The Declaration of Interdependents of the Interim Government of the Republic of Un-America
When in the course of shit-hitting-the-fan and it becomes necessary to blame somebody then point the finger at people with the most Power, the most Money, and the most Weapons. We resolve to gather in large groups, exchange identities, run amok, sweep the street, flash-mob, take pictures, clean up our mess, and/or create affinity groups of Mutual Support, Universal Deviance, and Infinite Mischief.
People are of equal value but are not equally insane and therefore some people think of things that you didn't think could be thought. Therefore, for their sake there, for think of this:
We hold these Truths to be self-evident that God is crazy large and she is most definitely on Our Side. The pursuit of a Suit and Tie is a sort of Collective Psychosis for wacked-out dudes doped up on white-ass colonial culture. Word.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the Interim Government of the Republic of Un-America and our equally powerful Citizenship subscribe to engender a Free and Interdependent State of Mind wherein we relieve ourselves of any expectations to take Pax Americana and Corporate Globalization seriously. We also assert that if a country -No Names Mentioned- is founded by revolutionaries, yet later condemns revolutionaries and calls them un-patriotic, then it's not only got its head up its ass, it's also likely to cause chuckles and much merriment amongst civilized sectors, folks on the farm, and other things with teeth.
We have therefore assembled to mock lawyers and bureaucrats who place Much Faith in run-on sentences with too many syllables. We are prepared to be prepared and other assorted states of alarm with regard to Terrorist States that Think They Can Take Away the Rights That They Don't Have the Right to Take Away.
It is high time to get some basic needs fulfilled and put all these Corporate War-Monger Serial Killers in their place. Pax Americana is, at this Time, transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the Works of Death, Desolation, and Tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and Perfidy, scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous Ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized Nation.
Prudence indeed will testify to the fact that Gene Technology and a new generation of Mobile Phucking Phones is not going to solve our problems. We got to get up to get down. It's time to put the Tao back in the Jones. Simple lifestyles for simple people. Kittens cough. Bubbles burst. Neighbors go off. Off yo' seat, to the beat, in the heat y'all. Delete the elite in the street y'all.
We shall alter the altar of Profit and create a regime of radical decentralized Democratic Participation and Re-Public Property. We shall evolve our State of Consciousness, change the Rules of the Game and turn our former Systems of Government into a massive mess of Networks, Alliances, and Creative Enterprise. In the name of Malcolm X, Monty Python, and Chaos Theory. Amen. |
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